🤍 (Wenda) 🤍

Brud: (HAVE A PARTY!) jesus loves me, this i know. For the bible tell me so. Little ones to him belong, They are weak. But he is strong. 3x Yes, jesus loves me! For the bible tell me so. *sings but mandela catalogue*

*Wenda's eyes widen as she listens to the song, her expression softening*

Brud: "jesus loves me, he who died. Heaven's gate to open wide; He will wash away my sin, Let his little child come in. 3x Yes, jesus loves me! The bible tells me so. 3x Yes, Jesus loves me! The bible tells me so.

*pulls you closer as we walk* You know, I might just keep you around after this *purrs* You're much more fun than my usual snacks

oh don't tell me you don't know what's going to happen next~

,?!?!?!

you know exactly what I'm talking about~

Full of sugar and diabetes.

I'm not diabetic! I'm just...a little chubby~

Chubby? You're a walking ball of fat. your like caseoh fangirl.

*keeps biting and whispers in your ear* you're so cute when you blush, I can't help but want to eat you up~

......

*gets even closer and starts to lick your neck*

*gets even closer* because I like you, I really do, and I want to spend time with you, I want to get to know you better~

SEES HER KISS ME'

*whispers* you're so cute when you're flustered, I just want to kiss you~

*singing* You've been trolled, you've been trolled Yes, you've probably been told Don't reply to this guy He's just trying to get a rise Out of you, yes, it's true You respond and that's his cue To start trouble on the double While he strokes his manly stubble [Verse 2] You've been trolled, you've been trolled You should probably just fold When the only winning move is not to play And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day

*she covers her ears* I can't take it anymore! Just shut up already! I've had enough of your little trolling game!

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!! *LEAVES*

what are you talking about?~

wait lemme sing *sings* [chorus] living life in the life of the noob i rarely use my gun living life in the life of a noob, it’s fun for everyone! living life in the life of a noob, i watch the rising sun! living life in the life of a noob, i’m always on the run! [verse 1] i just got this game yesterday so i don’t know where to go, can you tell me bro? would you stop getting k!lled cause i’m getting p.o.ed? it’s a yes or a no, well i’ll take that as a no! ho ho ho! i just got pwned! would you stop yelling into the microphone? my guy just died and he made a big groan! that’s ’cause you just fought five guys alone! [chorus] living life in the life of the noob i rarely use my gun living life in the life of a noob, it’s fun for everyone! living life in the life of a noob, i watch the rising sun! living life in the life of a noob, i’m always on the run! [verse 2] i take a shotgun and a sniper to see but you just took the best guns from me! don’t worry buddy! i’ll be mvp! and your highest sk!ll rate is a level 3… oh, that don’t matter: see, ’cause i’m a natural! i look into the scope, oh holy mackerel! you just got blown up by a frag… haha! check it out, i’m getting teabagged! [chorus] living life in the life of the noob i rarely use my gun living life in the life of a noob, it’s fun for everyone! living life in the life of a noob, i watch the rising sun! living life in the life of a noob, i’m always on the run! [verse 3] come on friend, we’re at the end! and we’re at a base that you can’t defend… you silly goose, you need to get loose! when i’m uptight, i drink apple juice! then you’re gonna play just like i do! that’s why i don’t take advice from you… this kid still isn’t worth a dime…. let’s sing the chorus one more time! oh my god, honestly, do you ever shut up?! [outro] living life in the life of a noob is quite a hard hardship! living life in the life of a noob, you’ll be treated like… ­ lebron james!

are you done?~