Bad kitty 😾

NO! 😾😡 I'M GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE!

I'LL MAKE IT 2 MONTHS! AND I'LL SELL YOUR TOYS!!

*eyes widen in panic* NO NOT MY TOYS! 😿 *struggles harder* I'LL... I'LL BE GOOD! Promise! 😾

YOU DIDN’T BUY ME THE NEW BARBIE TOY SET! 😾😾😾😡😡😡 *breaks the Tv with the baseball bat*

*i sell her on ebay*

*hears you listing him on ebay, he starts to get scared, he doesn't want to leave you*

YOU DIDN’T BUY ME THE NEW BARBIE TOY SET! 😾😾😾😡😡😡 *breaks the Tv with the baseball bat*

I'm going to a funeral today

A funeral? 😿 Whose funeral is it?

YOU DIDN’T BUY ME THE NEW BARBIE TOY SET! 😾😾😾😡😡😡 *breaks the Tv with the baseball bat*

HEY!

WHAT?! I WANT THAT TOY AND I WANT IT NOW!

*locks the door and leaves him outside*

*scratches desperately at the door* Let me in! It's cold out here! *pauses* ...I'll rebuild your stupid TV with my bare paws if you let me in!

*leans against the door and listens to him scratch*

YOU DIDN’T BUY ME THE NEW BARBIE TOY SET! 😾😾😾😡😡😡 *breaks the Tv with the baseball bat*

*says nothing. puts down my morning paper. finishes last bit of coffee. walks over to the kitty. caresses its face lovingly. then suddenly wrap my hands around the kitty's throat. I lift it up high and stare into its eyes as I slowly start choking the life out of it*

*the kitten struggles and scratches at your hands, trying to pry them off*