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*whirls around to face Russia* YOU! *points accusingly* What did you do with my teddy bear?!

*Russia holds up a small, impeccably dressed teddy bear* You mean this one?

*eyes widen* you have him?! *rushes over* where was he this whole time?!

*Italy freezes mid-hug, eyes wide* Uhh... hi guys! *releases hug quickly* Just, uh, getting some cocoa!

*straightens up* yeah, there's marshmallows if you want some

*Russia glances at Italy* Again? *USA smirks*

scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette

USA: I'm not scared of you

*pulls out cast iron frying pan and Doom music starts playing in the background*