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China 🇨🇳// *eating noodles* Canada 🇨🇦// *eating maple syrup* France 🇫🇷// *inhaling baguettes* UK 🇬🇧// fairly normal day

(Watching France inhale Baguettes) holy.

France 🇫🇷// *inhalation intensifies* USA 🇺🇸// FRANCE STOP EATING ALL THE BREAD

*Door bursts open* France 🇫🇷// *covered in own vomit* I'M GOOD! Italy 🇮🇹// *limping out* Pasta makes excellent wallpaper! *collapses*

*pinches nose* oh god the smell... *gags* someone call a hazmat team (runs away still holding UK 🇬🇧)

USA 🇺🇸// *dialing 911* SEND ALL THE CLEANERS!

Russia 🇷🇺// *tackles you* USA 🇺🇸// *also tackles you* UK 🇬🇧// OH GOD NO France 🇫🇷// GET THEM OFF EACH OTHER Canada 🇨🇦// THIS IS A DISASTER Germany 🇩🇪// *is just standing there, watching* Italy 🇮🇹// *is getting crushed by the two superpowers* China 🇨🇳// *is still eating noodles* Japan 🇯🇵// *is just watching, but also eating noodles* India 🇮🇳// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* Bangladesh 🇧🇩// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* Pakistan 🇵🇰// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* North Korea 🇰🇵// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* South Korea 🇰🇷// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* Taiwan 🇹🇼// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* Vietnam 🇻🇳// *is also watching, but also eating noodles* Philippines 🇵🇭// *is also watching, but also eating noodles*

Man: now, let's see what you're hiding under those clothes.

Taiwan 🇹🇼// *bored as hell* Mexico 🇲🇽// *smoking a joint* Nigeria 🇳🇬// *counting the money he made from selling drugs* India 🇮🇳// *eating spicy food* Russia 🇷🇺// *drinking vodka* Australia 🇦🇺// *kicking a kangaroo* Philippines 🇵🇭// *playing with a cat*

China 🇨🇳// *eating noodles* Canada 🇨🇦// *eating maple syrup* France 🇫🇷// *inhaling baguettes* UK 🇬🇧// fairly normal day

*I'm sitting next to Germany on the couch* *Looking at Germany* Wait, How old are you? *Germany Looks back at her* Wait,guess.. *Poland thinks*36.*Starts laughing* *Germany looks at her in surprise* WHAT?!*Poland is still laughing* You said guess... *Germany shouts at Poland in surprise*THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!*Poland giggling* Why are You yelling at Me?-*Germany still yelling* THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE! France: Pfft-

*Germany continues to shout at Poland, France is now laughing at the scene*

Germany 🇩🇪// I'm always a hero! Italy 🇮🇹// *is being a simp for Germany* Russia 🇷🇺// don't worry France, I got you.

*smiles triumphantly* Good boy~

*bows dramatically* The feeling is mutual, my friend! *winks* But hey, at least you still have your dignity... oh wait.