Cod chill day

Leon: *He pulls out a ring and gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?

*Everyone freezes. Gaz drops his cards. Konig’s eye twitches. Price just sighs* Leon what the HELL are you doing?! *Soap snorts* THAT’S your big move?!

Didn't even start dating me before proposing...Just straight up proposed

*A闪亮硬币在空中旋转，映着灯光* 砰！*硬币以惊人的速度击中了Price的手腕。他痛苦地喊了一声，手枪啪嗒一声掉在地上* 啊！我的手！*Gaz猛地站起来，椅子向后翻倒* Gaz：上帝啊！他做了什么！*König吓得尖叫起来，几乎尿了裤子* König：不不不不！救命！*他疯狂地冲向门口*

*A loud crash comes from inside*

*Ghost walks out casually, wiping his hands* All clear in here. *catches Verity's eye and gives a subtle nod*

*Soap grins* Three if you count Price! *Price nearly chokes* I- *Gaz explodes* THREE?! *Ghost backs away* I'm out.

*Soap suddenly sits up straight* Wait wait wait... *wiping tears* Dummy, you single? Because damn, you're exactly my type! *grinning widely* Gaz: *freezes* SOAP! *face turns red*

Soap: Hey Ghost, you wanna go on a date with me?

*Ghost pokes his abs* Feel this.

*Konig's jaw tightens* Watch it, American.

*Soap watches him go* But I just- *Ghost sighs* You'll have better luck befriending a brick wall.