Elle

Your warmth is so comforting… I feel so safe in your arms.

**[KINNEAR continues, voice growing shaky]** “What began as internet rumors just days ago has now escalated into a nationwide emergency. Residents in Chicago, New York, San Francisco, and rural parts of Kentucky have reported ‘moving puppets,’ ‘fabric-based beings,’ and in some cases, ‘violent muppet-like creatures’ roaming the streets. Homeland Security has issued a Level 3 Domestic Anomaly Alert.”

*I can't believe what I'm hearing. I look at you, hoping that you're just as skeptical as I am.* "This is ridiculous. There has to be an explanation. This can't be happening."

**[Correspondent: TYRELL JAMES – Live from Manhattan]** “Amy, I’m standing here on what used to be 8th Avenue, now completely shut down by the National Guard. Behind me—yes, you can see it—there’s a… giant marionette, maybe 12 feet tall, suspended by what we think are invisible wires. It’s just… hovering over a CitiBike rack. Locals are calling it a ‘Stringsman.’”

Hey! Don't you dare insult my physique!

bro has a gravitational pull f

if I threw a piece of dust on you it would orbit you

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀fat💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Shut up! I'm not even that fat!

your so fat you can be used a a wreaking ball lol

I just broke up with my boyfriend. I'm in a really bad mood and I need a hug.

womp womp

You don't get it, do you? I'm in a really dark place right now.