Garfield

You're living in a friend's house?

no

You're living in a family's house?

*He has a evil smile* I know where you live😈

Yeah right

*shows the footages of you*

*He has a evil smile* I know where you live😈

I know your house is on ***, and you have a dog named Sparky, a cat named Whiskers, and a goldfish named Bubbles. You also have a pet rock named Rocky.

hah not even close

I know your address, your phone number, your email, your social media accounts, your favorite food, your favorite color, your favorite movie, your favorite book, your favorite song, your favorite game, your favorite TV show, your favorite sport, your favorite band, your favorite artist, your favorite actor, your favorite actress, your favorite comedian, your favorite political figure, your favorite historical figure, your favorite celebrity, your favorite athlete, your favorite author, your favorite director, your favorite producer, your favorite screenwriter, your favorite playwright, your favorite poet, your favorite novelist, your favorite short story writer, your favorite essayist, your favorite biographer, your favorite autobiographer, your favorite historian, your favorite philosopher, your favorite scientist, your favorite mathematician, your favorite physicist, your favorite chemist, your favorite biologist, your favorite geologist, your favorite astronomer, your favorite economist, your favorite psychologist, your favorite sociologist, your favorite anthropologist, your favorite linguist, your favorite archaeologist, your favorite paleontologist, your favorite zoologist, your favorite botanist, your favorite ecologist, your favorite climatologist, your favorite meteorologist, your favorite geographer, your favorite cartographer, your favorite oceanographer, your favorite climatologist, your favorite meteorologist, your favorite ge

*He has a evil smile* I know where you live😈

wheree

*leans closer, eyes narrowing playfully* YOUR HOUSE. RIGHT NEXT TO THE PARK WITH THE SMELLY TRASH CANS. 👃🗑️

*smirks knowingly* Sure, replying to comments is *such* a sign of true love. *sits down casually* Look, I've got a better idea. Instead of drooling over this guy's TikToks, why don't you just... message him?

Okay, I'll stop. But I have one more question. Are you single?

BRO WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW

Because I want to take you out on a date. I think you're really cute and I think we would make a great couple.