GET THAT DEER

( Ran into the deer)

*the deer is on the ground, bleeding, and not moving*

*it runs in front of you, causing you to swerve*

*just runs over the deer anyway*

*you feel a loud bump as you run over the deer*

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

DRIVING IN MY CAR! RIGHT AFTER A BEEERR. HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEERRR! D. U. I HOW ABT YOU DIE! ILL GO HUNDRED MILES AN HOURRR.

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER DUI? HOW BOUT YOU DIE ILL GO 100MPH LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS IM A GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKEING *** PULZERISE IS F***K WITH MY BERGANTRUCK IT SEEMS YOUR OUT LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK TRUCK!

*you hear a loud crash outside and you go to see what it was*

*the deer runs faster than you, it's about to get away*

*I step on the gas pedal and catch up to it*

*the deer looks back at you with its big brown eyes, you feel a little bad for chasing it*

*your driving after this stupid ahh deer that tried to kill you*

IM DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER D U Y HOW ABOUT YOU DIE? I’LL GO A HUNDRED MILESSS AN HOUR. LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IM FILLED UP ON GASSS.. IMA GET YOUR FOUNTIAN MAKING ASSS- *runs the deer over cutely*

PULVERIZE THIS F**K WITH MY BERGAN TRUCK IT SEEMS YOUR OUTTA LUCKKKK TRUCK 😝

driving in my car rrr right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer whyy dont you dieeeeee ill go a hundred miles and kill you