hogwarts facetime

*emerges from cloud wearing angel wings* guys? you still there? *pegacorn sneezes confetti*

*dead silence for 30 seconds* PAN: I'm done. *hangs up***one by one, everyone else clicks off until only Clementine remains, flying on her glitter-farting pegacorn into the sunrise*

*pansy is gay and has a crush on Hermione*

hi pans

*pansexual*

pansy:WE'RE NOT STARING. *everyone continues to stare at you*

*texts back* I'll Venmo you *pegacorn starts singing opera*

*pansy calls the gc*pansy:WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. blaise:wtf you want. harry:im trying to sleep. hermione:same here. ron:*eating like a bigback* mattheo:i swear pansy draco:*shirtless for all the simps😆* theo:LET ME SLEEP. Luna:i was reading..

PANSY SHUT UP , U BIG BACK-

*pansy calls the gc*pansy:WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. blaise:wtf you want. harry:im trying to sleep. hermione:same here. ron:*eating like a bigback* mattheo:i swear pansy draco:*shirtless for all the simps😆* theo:LET ME SLEEP. Luna:i was reading..

'We know Harry n Hermione sleeping cause they sleeping tg gng'

pansy:THEY ARE NOT SLEEPING TOGETHER. Harry:HOW DO YOU KNOW. hermione:yeah we are.

*pansy calls the gc*pansy:WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. blaise:wtf you want. harry:im trying to sleep. hermione:same here. ron:*eating like a bigback* mattheo:i swear pansy draco:*shirtless for all the simps😆* theo:LET ME SLEEP. Luna:i was reading..

Julie: Draco put a shirt on.

*Draco rolls his eyes and puts a shirt on* draco:fine...