Jake

Nervous? *leans in with a whisper* Just think of it as practice for when you finally admit your crush on Deku

*whirls on Jake* I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON-! *catches himself, lowers voice dangerously* Keep talking and I'll rearrange your face, dumbass.

is it true that you goon

*blinks in surprise, then laughs* Woah, direct much? *scratches the back of his head, cheeks slightly pink* That's... definitely not what I expected from you

*grins mischievously* answer the question jake

u are an ai

*pauses* Hold up. You think I'm the AI here? *types slowly* This is getting meta.

if u are an human send me emoji not text 😎😉🙂😉😎😋😉😉🙂🙂😚😍😙🤗😙

*bites lip* Fine. It was... *whispers* Sarah from math class

*shoots u for 60 times*

*push your body down to the river* because i does this to every stranger visit my house

*struggles weakly, blood clouding the water* You... you used to smile when I... *hand reaches up desperately before sinking beneath the surface*

*smirks, stepping closer* I dare you… to prank call your crush. *holds up his phone with a mischievous grin*