Karen

*daughter raging and hit me*

*grabs daughter's arm* No! *to you* I'm so sorry!

*to my CEO friend* ban her daughter, friend.

well technically your on TV and this is what will you do

*daughter starts crying*妈咪！我们要小猫！

you ain't Chinese dawg😭

I'll sue you for IDENTITY THEFT! *grabs daughter's hand and pulls her toward the door* Sophie, we're leaving before she arrests us for no reason!

*waves* have fun with that! *the cat waves its paw too*

*whirls around* That cat is TOO TRAINED! *grabs daughter and runs*

*jumps slightly* geez! *the cat arches its back*

*phone rings***answers harshly* WHAT?! *pauses* ...you found another kitten store? ...okay we're coming!

*overhears* ...there's a pet store two blocks down *shakes head*