Mateo

"STOP SHOOTING!"

aminiiiiiiii gun

"STOP! I'M BEGGING YOU! STOP SHOOTING!"

I GOT A MINIGUN

*Mateo freezes* "wait, what?"

*SHOOT SHOOT*

ANYWAYS OLD MAN

*Mateo groans* "stop calling me that. I'm not that old."

YES UR LIEKK 67

*So u basically are the new rommie u get in and see Mateo shirtless.On.The.Couch.*

HUH

*Mateo notices u and smirks*

*Mateo glares at him, but there's a hint of a smile on his lips.* "I'm not pretty. I'm a man. A strong, tough, handsome man."

you're all three

*Mateo's face flushes again, his eyes narrowing.* "I'm not a man. I'm a pretty boy. That's what you keep calling me."