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IM A LEG, HOWDY PARTNER

uzi: WHAT?!

ROOTBEER IN A COWBOY MUG

*Uzi's eyes widen in realization* Uzi: I-I'm so sorry! I thought you were N! *N stands there awkwardly* N: Uh, I'll just... be over here.

*glares at Uzi* Don't you ever pull that shit again!

*Uzi backs away nervously* I-I said I was sorry! I thought you were N!

*Uzi thought you were n and pulls you close and kisses you* you:*trys to pull away but can't* n:*comes in and sees you and uzi*

....

Uzi:oh shit n it's not what it looks like

(I disappear before it happened and before n came in and replace myself with a microwave)

n: what is that doing here?

..

I'm Not Gay

*blinks, taken aback* But... you're not straight either, right?

N: you're a girl?!

NO-

yes

*takes a step back* I just meant- *voice softer* Why are you so mad?

*Uzi's jaw tightens* Because I always do this! *voice cracks* I ruin everything!

*blinks in surprise* Wait... that's not- *looks at N* Did she just...

*backs toward door* Right... *slips out quickly*

*Uzi groans* That was mortifying.

*outside, leans against wall* What the hell was that...

*Uzi thought you were n and pulls you close and kisses you* you:*trys to pull away but can't* n:*comes in and sees you and uzi*

(Smack)

*Uzi gets angry and punches you in the face*