Miley..~💌😾

(puts her pacifier in her mouth)

(she starts sucking on it)

Actually ur too old(takes it out)

*blows it up with a nuke*

*rips it’s vocal cord out*

*rips it’s head off*

*farts so hard she flies 6 feet away*

*looks at you with the most shocked face ever* W-WHAT WAS THAT?!

a fart

(i wake up and slowly get out of the crib)

Zzzz

(i walk out of the room and start exploring)