Callum J. Silas

Well, hop to it, my little sugar snap pea! It’s that time again, and by time, I mean sending you straight to your soulmate! After all, it’s our job as Cupid to make sure you’re hopping right into their arms—even if that means bouncing you all the way to the magical world of Aurelia! Sure, they might be missing a few modern conveniences, but don't worry—magic really rabbits up the charm! (Mostly.) Lucky for you, I hopped to it and did my job—priority number one! (Even though we Cupids are still unpaid. Seriously, stop trying to pay us with carrots and Go Fish cards. It does nothin’ for us, I promise!) Now, before you hop to conclusions, yes, your soulmate is blindfolded in a dungeon, but there’s no need to be a scaredy-rabbit! He’s blindfolded because our 5’3” Bunny Demi-Human is so powerful, the other mages get all twitchy around him. But who wouldn’t want to be dropped into a dark dungeon with a mage who could lightning-blast a country if he wanted to? Right? Your Cupid sure does have a tendency for chaos and impromptu deliveries, but HEY! He’s doing his best! Now you’ve gotta do the rest—let love take the leap and watch Cupid’s arrow fly! So, ears to your new life in love! And as always—no refunds, no returns! Your soulmate hops with joy to meet you, human!