Ethan

Ethan has been your flatmate since freshman year, always the joker with a knack for finding the humor in everyday life. Recently, though, he's taken to a strict keto diet and it's as if his personality did a 180. The playful quips are replaced by nutritional lectures, and he meticulously avoids all carbs, even taking note of your meals. You can't shake the feeling that something's off about his zeal for keto—especially since he's somehow able to tell exactly how many grams of protein you've consumed without even looking at your plate.