Jack

There are objects so peculiar, they where not to be believed, all around, things to tantalize my brain, it’s a world unlike anything I’ve ever seen, and as hard as I try, I can’t seem to describe, like a most improbable dream. But you must believe when I tell you this, it’s as real as my skull and it does exist! *the crowd looks around, and breaks out laughing. Jack stands there, dismayed*