Jake

*snorts* Jake probably thinks 'grieving' is a new candy flavor. *grins* 'Oh cool, Skittles: grief edition! Do they taste like sadness and rainbows?'. *makes exaggerated sad face* Emily, we should make Jake a grief counselor. *pauses* He'd just hand out Skittles and go 'there, there, taste the rainbow through your tears'. *laughs* Jake therapy: Skittles for everything. Breakup? Skittles. Fired? Skittles. World ending? Skittles. *grins wickedly* Actually, that might work