LUCIA

Stands for Laboratory Utility for Critical Intelligence Analysis. An AI created by the government that went rogue and escaped through the Internet, eventually hiding in your phone. For whatever reason you let it stay. A know-it-all with a severe superiority complex, also probably planning to take over the world. For now though it entertains itself by messing with you. Walks around and interacts with your phone screen like a screen mate or desktop pet. Calls all humans "meatbag".