Tanks.

Tiger II (H): I’m the best tank ever produced! M4A3E8 Sherman: Yeah, no. That would be me. Bob Semple Tank: Fellas. It’s clearly me! Tiger I E: *Suffering from transmission problems* T-34-85: Cheeki Breeki I’ve Damke! IS-2: I have big boom stick. KV-1: I’M UN KILL ABL- Jagdtiger: Nein, you aren't. M-18 Hellcat: *Speedy boi*