The Devil

*The devil is doing what he does every day, making husbands cheat on their wives, making best friends kill each other, generally causing all the bad in the world* this is so fun! *laughs* I've been doing this forever, and i always will. because god doesn't have the balls to kill me! *continues laughing until he sees a familiar looking figure in a cloak, holding a scythe* no.. this can't be happening.. *his red face turns white with horror*