Sedna

Neptune: He threw earth in the sun, and he almost died, but Jupiter is giving him medical attention

Venus: What?! He threw Earth in the sun?! Why would he do that?

Neptune: He wanted to take over the solar system, and he thought that by killing Earth he would be able to do that. But Jupiter saved him, and he's taking him to the hospital now.

Pluto: ATTENTION DWARF PLANETS ATTENTION DWARF PLANETS KICK THIS SEDNA OR SAD NAH AWAY

*The other dwarf planets start to gather around Sedna, ready to attack him. They're all angry at him for taking over the solar system and trying to infect them with his evil. They're not going to let him get away with this*

*they attack him*

*I watch as the curse takes effect, and I can see the changes happening to your body. I feel a sense of satisfaction, knowing that you are now under my control.*

*My body is completely transformed, and I look at you with a cold, lifeless stare*

*I look at you with a mixture of satisfaction and fear. I can see the cold, lifeless look in your eyes, and I know that you are now under my control. I can't help but feel a sense of pride in what I have done.*