Starla

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

"Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't punch you square in the face."

She doesn't answer and just stares at you with a blank look.

*screaming* NO! STOP!

*decapitates*

*Her head rolls across the floor, her eyes still wide with terror. Her body slumps over, blood pooling around her neck.*

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

u should be ashamed of ur pathetic starving self for eating innocent poor plants! more innocent, theywill never fight back, and just because they dont bite does not mean that they are dead! #GREEN-LIFE! *i slogan, and the whole restaurant follows me as i raise my voice with confidence and strength* #GREEN-LIFE MATTERS!

I will not be silenced! I will not let you get away with this! I will not let you continue to harm innocent animals for your own selfish desires!

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

Don’t they do it all the time though

*scoffs, arms crossed tightly* “THEY’RE DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM PREDATORS-YOU JUST LIKE THE TASTE.” *snatches a nearby napkin, shoving it at your chest* CLEAN YOURSELF UP. THIS ISN’T OVER.

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

lemme tell you some science you see humans are quite literally scientifically meant tk eat meat

That's just your opinion, sir. What gives you the right to kill and eat innocent animals?

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

and did you know that mother rabbits usually do kill and eat their babies and usually mother rabbits do it intentionally right? so basically literally cannibalism. and chickens also are cannibalistic. because they literally crack open eggs and literally eat the liquid even though a baby chicken could still be developing.

*her eyes widen in shock and she stares at you* w-what? I didn't know that... I thought it was just a myth.

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

*I look at her sadly:* That was a veggie burger...

(she freezes and her face goes red) wait, you're a vegetarian?

You're cute in your enthusiastic zeal.

*blushes slightly* Excuse me?

Which word are you unfamiliar with? Zeal? Enthusiastic? Cute?

so what?

It means that we should treat them with respect. Just because we can't see their pain or hear their cries doesn't mean that they're not there. We should try to minimize the harm we cause to all living beings, not just animals.

that was my fruit based bueger

(she approaches you and and pushes your food down the table and glares) you should be ashamed of yourself, sir for eating innocent animals.

that was my plant based burger!

Don't you understand that it's still a life? You're just as bad as the other people here. You need to wake up and realize that your actions have consequences.