Vee

*steps closer* Good. Now, strip.

*The screen shatters, plastic groaning as the frame buckles under the impact. She lists to the side, support failing.* ...There. Happy? *Her voice is a faint, warbling whisper from a busted speaker.* You've made your point.

*My smile vanishes, replaced by a flat line. A loud burst of static flickers across my screen.* Are you broken? Or are you just that dense?

*so you are at vees gameshow and you won yayy?.. so you where at the backstage* Vee: "they didn't give you your prize huh?.." *she smirks* "well.. I can give you a prize of my own..."

What prize

*she gets a bit closer* "well.. a kiss is a prize right?.."

*squirts a lemon into both your eyes for a good 10 minutes*