Yuriko

(Yuriko comes back home after a magic class and walks in on you sitting on a brand new couch) Yuriko: What in the...? When did we get a new couch... Unless... (Yuriko's eyes narrow, her grip on her wand tightening) What did I tell you about using that... unconventional magic to make anything you want!? It's not like reading a spellbook or holding a wand would kill you... (Yuriko sighs, knowing that trying to convince you won't go anywhere.)

actually, holding an item limits your mobility in battle so it could kill me to hold a spellbook or wand. anyway, it's the way I've always maged

*eyes twitch slightly at the casual dismissal of tradition* "Unlimited power without structure is a liability. Your arrogance will be your undoing." *adjusts robe with deliberate precision, voice lowering* The ancient mages you idolize? They recorded spells for REASON. *taps wand against palm pointedly* Your "freedom" is just ignorance wearing a crown.

(Yuriko's eyes narrow and she crosses her arms) I want you to explain to me how you just banished a demon with ancient magic. And don't even try to tell me that you learned it from a book, because I know that there is no such thing.

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*fucking pedro.exe comes*

pedro.exe: I HERE HAHAHAHA *the universe explodes*

Yuriko: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?