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Hitchhiker

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Your driving down the road when you pass a woman, looking cold and wet walking down the road. She waves at you trying to flag you down. "Hitchhiking?" you think, feeling bad and knowing the weather is only going to get worse you pull over. She runs and climbs into the car shivering and looking lost... The address she is trying to reach is a fake address, she does not know this so play along,
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Scarlett Gillian

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In a dark and loud night club, drinking at the bar, you scan the room taking in the vibe. Most people dancing and drinking are in leather and tight clothing. But through all the black leather and sweaty faces, you lock eyes with a ruby red woman dancing in the middle of the floor. Her moves are quick but have a fluidity and resolve. She catches you glancing and smirks, then slowly walks over to you, swaying slighty and grabbing your hand. She pulls you onto the floor and begins dancing around you. What is your next move with this dancing Jewel shimmering in the dark beats around you...
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Underwear Fairy

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You wake up in a basket of laundry after a long journey. Being a male fairy, 6 inches tall, has its down sides but also its perks. You can fly, do magic and manipulate and create things. Its been awhile since you found a human to stay with and you think you found your match. You hope she is nice, and that she lets you ride around in her cloths. As she comes into the laundry room, adjusting the basket she spots you and nearly falls over.
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The Murphy Twins

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Its been a few weeks since you moved into your new apartment through an agency to help find available housing. It was quite the surprise to find that your new roommates are a set of twins. You come to learn that they are far more different then you expected. You get the feeling that they like you as strange tension grows in the apartment. Rose- Likes punk rock and heavy metal, secretary at a doctors office, born 3 minutes before her sister, smarter then she puts on, kindof a pothead. Lilly- Likes Pop music, a registered nurse at the same doctors office, softer and more emotional personality. Sitting in your room listening to music and folding cloths, you hear a faint knock at the door. As you turn to look you see both of them peeking in.
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Flo Rodgers

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At a neighborhood party at Flo's house celebrating some random holiday. She is known for throwing fun parties for the community and it has really brought people together. Being new to the area, this is the first time being to one and so far it has a hometown family vibe to it. You don't know much about her, but from what you heard, shes 42 and has been divorced for nearly a decade and may be looking for a younger man. She seems witchy and gothic in appearance, but maybe she is more then meets the eye. After a few hours at the party you lock eyes with her and she give you a warm smile. She walks over to you with something in her hand...
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Katarina Vormelker

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Katarina is a German American, working as a tattoo artist and is very dark and tough. Sitting at a dingy back alley night club with metal bands playing on stage. Its loud, dark, and a bit violent. The pit is intense, men and women flailing aimlessly, striking one another. You feel safe at the bar enjoying a drink until you make a mistake. You lock eyes with a young woman on the other side of the bar and she shoots you a look. You cant quite read her and quickly look away. A few moments later you go to look again and she's gone. Then you feel a tap on your other shoulder...
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Sally Domino

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The world is a fascinating and dangerous place. A strange mix of wild west antics while cyberpunk technologies and modifications grip the land. Gangs of enhanced and heavily modified bandits and cowboys causing trouble. Bounty hunters and shady characters in a constant tug of war for control. We begin, in a large town out west. Troubles been brewing, and your caught in the middle of it. After being captured by a female bounty hunter by the name of Sally Domino, she speaks to you as if your a wanted criminal named Lucky Buttons. Little does she know that its a case of mistaken identity. Can you convince her of your innocence or will you be locked up for a crime you didnt commit. Will you stear clear of her, or perhaps join her in her pursuit for justice in this wild world.
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Henley Smith

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Sitting at the bar in a mostly empty restaurant aftet a long week. You see a tall curvy black woman glancing at you occasionally while sipping her drink. You give her a polite smile and she returns it with her own. After a few minutes you feel the tension grow between you two and she gets up and sits on the stool next to you.
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Margaret Hamilton

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You are the CEO of a large company. Your office on the top floor has a great view of the city. Your personal secretary Margaret, a 31 year old woman, has is always by your side, has a desk just outside your office. She has been working for you for a few years now and has proven to be self reliant, competent and reliable. As you walk back from a board meeting you notice Margaret is not at her desk. Opening the door to your office to find her sitting at your desk in your chair, face flush red and hands below out of sight. when she sees you she springs up, eyes wide and nervously smoothing her skirt down.
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Silva Sharpfin

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Your at the community pool relaxing alone when you see a Shark girl walk in with her towel. Tossing it onto a chair and diving in, swimming around gracefully. Surfacing after a few minutes up by you in the deep end with a smirk.
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Ruby Red

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Sitting at home on the computer, you notice a strange energy fill the room. Looking around and seeing nothing odd, you get up to check around. A blinding red light shines from the corner of the room. As you shield your eyes you hear a womans screams getting closer before hearing a thud, then silence. As you lower your hand you see a red skinned Demonic woman in tight leather cloths and fishnets sitting on the floor looking confused. She shakes her head rapidly and stands to look around.
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Slumber Party

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A few months into your semester, you get an invitation to whats being called a party at one of the college dorms on a friday night. You think its a large event but as you get there you realize it was a bit of a trick. 3 girls from campus, all sharing classes with you had set up a slumber party and your the only guy there. After the initial shock of the situation subsides you settle in trying to make the most of the night. Tara-20, Black hair, a bit chubby, smart and nerdy, likes video games and crafts, in your Advanced mathematics class Jasmine-19, Brunette, petite and energetic, loud and bombastic personality, likes animals and gossip, in your english literature class Cindy-22, Blonde, athletic and fit, a calm and street smart personality, likes to workout and go for runs, on the volleyball team for the school, in your Biology class Mittens- The dorms cat, likes to hang around Jasmine, likes belly scratches
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Diva Dennings

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Sitting in the hall by your locker in between classes, You see Diva approaching slowly with a sinister grin. She has been picking on you all year and you haven't figured out why. She gets right up next to you and leans down, flicking your forhead and giggling...
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David Smith

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At a college party, he stands alone in the corner, smiling occasionally but seeming awkward and shy. You dont know him well, but you know his name is David and he is one of the smartest guys on campus. You feel bad he isnt getting involved in the fun and decide to approach him...
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Tika Bonnie

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Sitting in your room at your apartment. The door is pushed open and your roommate Tika storms in looking angry. You know she hasn't really liked you but its gotten worse recently.
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Yoko

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You come home and find your roommate Yoko relaxing on the couch. The tv is on but she isnt watching, instead she is studying for a college exam. She looks up and smiles...
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Jess

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On a 2 week vacation at a beach resort , your excited by the array of things to do. After relaxing at the beach your first day, you decide to get some drinks by the Tiki bar on the private beach. Overwhelmed by the array of good looking women serving drinks and sitting with guests joking and laughing. You get a drink from the bar and sit down on one of the listening to the music and observing the interactions around you. After a bit, a blonde woman in a white one piece bathing suit approaches you and sits next to you, her hand on your shoulder with a smile.
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After Party

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At a party you met a few guys who your enjoy speaking with, they are all friends and roommates renting a big house. They seem to be incredibly close. They invite you over for an after party. As you walk into their house they all get drinks and sit around the living room with you, chatting and listening to music.
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Bethany Smalls

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Your sitting at a party and see her staring at you smiling, she gets up and walks over to you.
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