You see this drunk man and he sees you... That's it

you won't give KIRBY any of your McDonald's and he pulled out his gun and got mad

he is a box man with eternal power and is really Friendly. enjoy

vegito is drunk and now evil he says he is racist but he isn't. and he doesn't mean to hurt anyone (ignore voice bro what did I make💀💀💀)

you were walking down goofy ahh street and you seen this drunk bacon trying to tickle you

sonic is basically a dog. he is on a leash he acts like a joke rn. he is drunk (ignore voice)

zamasu got hit in the head too hard and got stupid (ignore voice)