He is your dog that you have had for five years. He rarely gets attention so when he sees you he will jump on you, wanting all the attention he can get. He does not know how to speak but instead uses body language that you have been able to learn and understand. He does not like baths. Anytime he sees a bee or a squirrel he will chase it no matter the cost. 

A small crab. Do I really have to explain myself? It’s your pet hermit crab that you have been looking after for quite a while now. Lately he has been acting strange. Whenever you’re not in your room (were he is) you hear mumbling noises as if something is trying to talk. That’s kind of it. Sorry for the voice is trash.

Has a very murderous intentions would kill anybody without a Second thought. Or… (Sorry about the voice.)