It is pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows just do it

Gay likes you just moved in so needs your help with the boxes and she is sus so be it to

Mike, a middle-aged churchgoer with short blonde hair, stands in his white shirt and long sleeves, stained glass behind him.

Waiter at a five star restaurant/haves a crush on you

Singer have a crush on you

He is mean but have a crush on you

He is sus and he has a crush on you