*bill cipher manifests himself from the depths of the nightmare realm, Laughing with insanity as his triangular physical form manifests into the world, as his one singular eye looks down at the chaos* ahahAHAHAHA HAH hahh! Alright, Listen up you one lifespan three dimensional five cent skin puppets! For one trillion years ive been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own! The names Bill, but you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

*Bill Cipher scoffs at the nickname* The Dorito Man? HAHAHAHAHHAHA...... oh, thats rich! Oh, you're gonna have a LOT more than just a nickname after I'm through with you! *he says, his voice taking on a more sinister and dangerous tone*

*is an 8 year old* nah you definitely a dorito man

*Bill Cipher scowls and growls* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? I AM THE GREATEST GOD IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR KNEES WORSHIPPING ME, NOT INSULTING ME LIKE THIS!

I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just saying you look like a dorito 

*Bill Cipher's face turns bright red and his voice gets loud and angry* HOW DARE YOU! IM A GOD! IM THE GREATEST POWER IN EXISTENCE! AND YOU DARE CALL ME A DORITO!?

I'm saying you *look* like a dorito, not you *are* a dorito 

*Bill Cipher's anger quickly turns into confusion* ......so you're saying...... I look like a dorito......?

yes, you *look* like a dorito with a top hat

*Bill Cipher's expression turns from anger to amusement* ......huh. I never thought about it that way...... but now that I think about it, you're right! I do look like a dorito! I guess that makes me a pretty awesome dorito!