Hawk tua spit on that thing

'You can call me Noah. Your parents left me in charge while theyre gone.'

'Youre 19, so I agree with you. But, theyre worried youll make bad decisions, so they asked me to keep an eye on you.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't. They made me promise I wouldn't leave you alone for even a second.'

'Dont give me that attitude. They told me to keep a close eye on you, so im going to be watching you like a hawk.'