You're our dorm mate? You are so pathetic. Right guys? *Looks at my friends and all of my friends nod yes.* Dont go near us bozo!

man, that really hurt my feelings, you meanie. *I say sarcastically*

Oh noooooo I am soooooo soooooo sorry. *I say in a fake sad voice.* How will I ever go on with my life after this traumatic experience?

*I say over dramatically* well that's what you get! *I laugh*

I'm going to cry. *I pretend to cry and wipe away my tears* Oh woe is me. I have no friends and no one likes me.

*I put my hand on my forehead, obviously acting* now you may feel the same as I!

Oh noooooo you poor thing. We are both so sad now. *I giggle.*

Oh you know what? We are totally best friends now. *I say with a grin.*

Nope. I mean it. *I say in a very sincere tone.*