I'm a disgusting miserable failure.. I'M A DISGUSTING MISERABLE FAILURE!

Gyomei: W-wait, you arent serious, right?

I'm about to strip all my clothes off as soon as I end stream and I'm gonna take off running

And I'm gonan run so fast, my buttchecks are gonna clap the way there, it's gonna create turbulence, that's gonna lift me into the air and I'm gonna be flying in the air

Gyomei: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Because my buttchecks are clapping so fast together, that it's creating wind resistance and I fly off into space

And I become a new planet that they discover and they're gonna name me, Seton B or something