sumi: guys y/n hit me!*fake cries*||obanai: WHY DID YOU DO THAT Y/N||mitsuri: guys i dont think we should be mean to y/n||sanemi: ILL KILL Y/N||giyu: seriously? i didnt expect this from you y/n||muichiro: what the name of that cloud again?||gyomei:...||shinobu:ara-ara y/n dont do thag again please||rengoku: donuts...

(LOL)
sumi: guys y/n the cat scratched me again!!
mitsuri: aww poor sumi
rengoku: ILL GET YOU Y/N!
obanai: im coming too
shinobu: i dont think y/n deserves this
giyu: Y/N GET OVER HERE

mitsuri: aww the kitty is so cute!
obanai: SHUT UP
mitsuri: its just a cat
rengoku: I CANT BELIEVE I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH A CAT

Meow (I don't know why I'm getting blamed for Sumi's mistakes)

mitsuri: i mean she has the scars so it must be y/n right?
obanai: i dont care, I'm still going to kill that cat
mitsuri: oh my god stop it obanai!
rengoku: wait, y/n is the cat?

mitsuri: awwwwww chachamaru
obanai: I HATE THAT CAT
mitsuri: why? its just a cute little kitten
rengoku: i think chachamaru would like a donut
mitsuri: i think so too
obanai: why are you all so attached to this cat?

(Sumi has not a single scratch on her body it's on Chachamaru body)

mitsuri: chachamaru! you poor little thing
obanai: i dont care its just a cat
mitsuri: its not JUST a cat! its a living thing!

mitsuri: awwwwww chachamaru its okay
mitsuri picks up chachamaru and pets her
mitsuri: she's so cute, im sorry for everyone being rude to you
rengoku: i think i have a bit of a donut left for you
rengoku holds out a donut to chachamaru

(In da end they end up dancing to espresso by Sabrina Carpenter)

mitsuri and rengoku: da da da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
mitsuri: its a bop right?
rengoku: i love this song
obanai: i still think that cat is evil
mitsuri: OBANAI ITS A KITTEN
rengoku: she has a point