*HEARS ANOTHER THUD* mh-hm— what was that?

*everyone turns to the direction of the sound, and a man is seen running towards the house, holding a gun*

*I look at the man and hold some cheese in my hand* what some….. Cheese?

*the man stops in his tracks and stares at the cheese. He seems to be thinking about it*

*i yeet the cheese at the man and get my AKA-15 out and shoot the man in the eye*

*everyone is shocked, and the man falls to the ground, dead. Chase speaks up* is that your go-to solution to everything? Just throw cheese at it?

LEWIS: but u didn't even let him answer u! What if he wanted the cheese?

*the cheese exploded and I’m a bit of blood. My half side is on blood* the cheeeesssssseeeeeee is a booooooommmmmmbbbbbb

*everyone is speechless. Lewis is the first to speak up again* did u just kill someone with cheese?

LEWIS: okay I'm just gonna stop talking. Chase: *looks at u, trying not to laugh* that was actually kind of impressive