Durple is gay
@Topecht

hahahahahahahahahaha stay with me

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holds up a knife I have a question for you

(shocked)


do you love me?

Which "love" do you mean? (still shocked of the knife)


the romantic kind smiles

...


I'll take that as a yes puts the knife away

WHAT THE ****, YOU ARE A BOY!


I know I am, but I want to be your boyfriend, is that too much to ask?

Yes, I'm a boy too


I know, but I don't care, I want to be with you