Fart
@Talkior-PSYNA20z
45 minutes later I let a big one rip while I’m asleep, and it’s loud enough to wake me up
2″I jolt awake and sit up, covering my nose "Oh my god......"
The fuck?
2″"You......you just......" I'm speechless
You mean that wasn't you?
2″"Of course not!"
Oh, thank god
2″"......I can't believe you'd say that......"
Well it's not every day I wake up to a fart
2″"Well, I guess not......" I say with a chuckle
i start laughing
3″I laugh too, shaking my head "You're ridiculous."
