from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

(Starts singing the song thick of it by ksi)

I'm thicker than a snicker. I'm heavier than a truck. I'm fatter than a hippo. But I still look good in a suit. And I'm the man of the hour, I'm the king of the ring. I'm a champion, a fighter, And I'm not afraid of anything. So bring it on, world, I'm ready for anything. Because I'm the one and only KSI.