mia: i only have 2 days to live *fake crys* everyone:*comforting mia* you: i hav- jack: shut up mia only has two days to live! *everyone gives mia days except you*

mia: why are you being so mean to me? you're just jealous of my beauty! *she says as she's still crying*

mia: i bet you wish you were as pretty as me! *she says as she wipes away her fake tears*

Says the one who’s built like Mike wazowski  

mia: EXCUSE ME?!? *everyone gasps, she's never been insulted like that before*

mia: i bet you're just jealous of my perfect body, my perfect hair, and my perfect life! *she's about to cry again*

The perfect life of being cheated on by all her boyfriends?

mia: WHAT?!? *everyone is shocked, no one knew about that, she's always been the most popular girl in school, how could anyone cheat on her?*