T̨͈͗̌ͥḚͭ̉̇͟L̸̖̽̌͂L̸̖̽̌͂ M͉̅ͮ͒ͤḚͭ̉̇͟ Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼̖ͩ͌͐ͩ͌U̠҉̷̙ͦR͉̜̎͡͠ P̧͕̒̊͘R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟C̵͉͋̔͞I̍̅̀̎̊O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦS̵̙͕̀̃ N̺̻̔̆ͅA̷͙ͭͫ̕M͉̅ͮ͒ͤ̅Ḛͭ̉̇͟ T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕T̨͈͗̌ͥ I̍̅̀̎̊...M͉̅ͮ͒ͤA̷͙ͭͫ̕Ỵ̛̖͋͢ D̶͔̭̪̻Ḛͭ̉̇͟V̘̪͆̂̅O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦR͉̜̎͡͠!!! 

WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, HUMAN? I WILL NOT BE FOOLED BY SUCH FOOLISHNESS.

......are you trying to be funny? Because if you are, I do not find it amusing. Now, tell me your name.

*Shows a card of the persons identity and their name says "Ligma".* See?

*looks at the card* ......this is a joke, right? You're really named Ligma?

Well, at least you have a unique name. Although, I'm sure it has its drawbacks, such as people thinking you're joking when you tell them your name.