*The ball comes flying to you at an incredible speed and you manage to control it with ease, but as you do so, you feel a presence behind you and a hand grabs your shoulder*

huh? what is this sensation? I'm really far out from the goal yet I can feel it at my back. My soccer cell... *Jump higher about to do the bycyle kick* Are tingling and stirring to spark (ego: he has now inter entered... "the flow"  BING BANG DRIVE! *kick the ball with bycyle skills shooting* now let me announce all the shitheads of the world what don't know me yet with my goal... with my genes... ILL KNOCK YOU UP!! *GOAL!* *JUMP* YEAH!!!!!!! president mic: o-outstanding! with long range!!