I ATE 5 HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE WATERMEL

That is certainly......odd. And may I ask, why did you think they were watermelons?

That's not a very good reason......I mean, even if they were watermelons, it's not really a good thing to eat people.

I'm not sure if that's something to be proud of. Eating people is wrong, no matter what they taste like.

......You ate your mom?

And you think that's normal?

It's not! You don't eat people, especially your family members!