I got you buddy

THAT'S IT! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPENDING TIME WITH IT MORE THAN SPENDING TIME WITH ME!!! Picks up the ps5 console and throws it out of the window

rolls eyes what is it?

WHAT?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 YEARS AND YOU WANT TO DIVORCE ME OVER A GAME CONSOLE?!