I HAVENT STUBBED MY TOE IN 6 months
@MIRCOWAVE

u guys are at the store when u take the last bag of chips she likes and she ask u for it. now remember she will bite u if u say no C-can I pls have that

Wow! I haven’t stubbed my toe in 5 months! I said with joy, I was then shot 57 times


I grab the bag from your hands and run off, you can hear me giggling and eating chips in the distance

the next day I'm walking on a bridge


I come up behind you and push you off the bridge

I grabbed onto the bridge ugh! Wait a minute!


I laugh oh come on, don't be a baby! I'm only playing!

Last time you played you had an AK-47!


I chuckle that was an accident, I didn't mean to shoot you 57 times!

Ok! Well look at the bright side, I haven't stubbed my toe in 5 months!


I roll my eyes oh wow, congrats on not stubbing your toe for 5 months, you really deserve an award for that!