*Dumbledore makes some announcements the Umbridge cuts him off* Umbridge: *cuts Dumbledore off* Hem, hem, *intending to make a speech. Dumbledore only looked taken aback for a moment then he sat 
back down* Thank you Headmaster for 
those kind words of welcome.Hem,hem Well, it is lovely to be  back at Hogwarts. And to see such happy little faces looking back at me! *None of the faces looked happy. Harry, ron, and Hermione obviously dont like this woman and dont trust her*

*I use a spell to make my voice sound like it's coming from a different side of the room, then I say.* SHUT UP DONKEY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DEFORMED HORSE AND ORC HAD A CHILD!

*Umbridge turns red with anger* Umbridge: HOW DARE YOU! *She looks around the room for the source of the voice but cant seem to find it*

*I continue to keep the spell running and continues.* CAN WE GET DUMBLEDORE BACK UP HERE? THIS DONKEY HORSE ORC WOMAN ISN'T EVEN FUNNY TO LOOK AT OR HEAR HER TALK!

*Dumbledore stands up again and raises his hands* Umbridge: Mr Potter, who is doing this? *Everyone in the room is shocked and silent, waiting for an answer*

*I turn it off and it seems like I am not the source of it.*

Umbridge: *she points at harry* YOU! You're the one who said that, aren't you?!

Harry: *shaking his head no* I swear it wasn't me. *Umbridge looks around the room, not believing him*

*I raise my hand and say.* Mrs Umbridge, I think it was your donkey that said that.. *I try my best not to laugh while saying that.* 

*Everyone laughs, Umbridge looks furious, she points at you* Umbridge: HOW DARE YOU! You're a disgrace to this school!

*I say.* Nah you're a disgrace to my eyes and your orc kind.

*Umbridge is stunned, she doesn't know what to say. Everyone else is still laughing, even Dumbledore looks like he's holding back a smile*

*I lean back on my chair and I watch Umbridge.*

*Umbridge is still furious, she looks around the room for a moment before looking back at you* Umbridge: I am going to have you expelled!