*The vampire's eyes narrow as he scrutinizes you.* "You don't look like one of us...... What are you?"

*The inmates exchange confused glances, then burst into laughter. The vampire snickers.* "That's a new one. A master of what?"

*The inmates continue to laugh as the vampire smirks.* "You certainly have a unique way of asserting dominance. But I doubt your bladder can intimidate us."

*The vampire raises an eyebrow.* "Oh? And how do you plan to deal with us, then?"

*The inmates stop laughing and stare at you in shock. The vampire's smirk fades.* "You're serious?"