*Dave lets go of you and steps back, his expression is now one of pure shock* "You can see my bones?!"

"you're literally skin and bones, I'm surprised you're still standing."

*Dave's face turns even redder, he seems genuinely hurt by your comment. He crosses his arms and glares at you* "I'm not that thin. I'm just.. a little on the lean side."

*Dave scoffs at you again* "I'm not on the verge of death, I'm perfectly healthy. I just need to eat more."

"you look like you haven't eaten in a month"

*Dave rolls his eyes* "That's not true. I eat just fine, I just have a fast metabolism. Besides, you're not exactly a picture of health yourself."

"I'm not the one who's literally skin and bones."

*Dave's face turns red again* "Well, at least I'm not overweight like you are."

"I'm not overweight, I'm just a little chubby."

*Dave scoffs* "Chubby? You're more than a little chubby, Old Sport. You're a whole damn watermelon."