Draco: we're a good team.
Tom: I think you're both terrible.

Draco: we're just being honest. 
Tom: I can't believe you're dating a giraffe.
Astoria: I heard that.

Astoria: I'm going to my room.
Tom: good riddance.
Mattheo: you're going to regret this.

OH CRAP WE GOTTA GET RID OF GIRAFFE NUMBER 2

Draco: you're right.
Tom: we can't let Mattheo be with her.
Draco: we'll make her think she's the worst person in the world.

Mattheo: i love Astoria!! *me and draco both make the exact same disgusted face*

Draco: you love her? You're kidding, right?
Tom: you can't be serious.

*I scratch my head* GUYS URM HE GOTTA BE KIDDING 🤓👆

Draco: I think he's being serious.
Tom: I don't know what to do. He's in love with a giraffe.