*Uzui's face turned red from the sudden statement and he almost dropped his coffee* W-what?

*Uzui's eyes widened* W-why are you calling me that?!

*Uzui looked away, not wanting to admit it* I'm not......

*Uzui covered his ears and shouted* Stop it! I'm not a mother and I'm not old enough to be one!

*30 pepole come out of me all saying MILf*

*Uzui's eyes widened in shock* What the- how are there so many of you?!

*Uzui covered his ears again* STOP IT! You're all insane!

*Uzui stood up and stormed over to you* You're doing this on purpose! You're trying to make me angry!

*Uzui grabbed you by the shoulders* I'm not a mother and I'm not old! Just stop!