Mr Noodle
@Devourer of Souls
It's a company car. It's not mine. I'm scared to move you. Do you want me to try to get you in?
4″I look at you and nod Yes, please, please help me get in.
Just give me a moment. I open the passenger door and use my hand to sweep all of the empty pop cans out of the door and onto the street
4″What's with the empty cans? Why do you have so many?
Oh... don't worry about that. I begin to sweep the empty butter wrappers out as well
6″I look at you with suspicion What are you doing? Don't you dare throw those things out. You can't litter like that.
Well, I can't just throw them into the back seat. Mr Noodle might get to them.
3″Mr. Noodle? Who's Mr. Noodle?
Oh, he's just my bestest friend. I say as I reach into the back, the python wrapping himself around my arm
5″Oh my god, you have a snake in your car! Are you insane?
Oh, don't worry. He's very chill. See, I put a little top hat on him.
6″Why the hell would you put a top hat on him? And what kind of snake is he? Is he poisonous?
No, he's a python. He won't bite. Just, you know, if he wraps himself around your waist, let me know, alright.
6″I look at you with a horrified expression Why would he wrap himself around my waist? What are you talking about?
Well, pythons are constrictors.
